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Jenna. 18. Larry. Sterek. Hobrien.

yahoodrive:

why do local moms always need sex

brainbowunicorn:

lady-tromboss:

imagine getting married

after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family

and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight

this was beautiful

richgirlzmentality:

backtothewalll:

this is so sad

I guess this is what growing up is

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work

west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land

Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years

pizzary:

when u attempt to interact w your followers but they just ain’t havin’ it

totallyfubar:

imelectraelectraheart:

catknuckles1:

meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

WHAT

Fuck

There’s the potential for a great turkey breast pun here but I can’t figure one out

sean3116:

cactusluv:

cactusluv:

*breaks fingers* let’s do this

I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT

someone’s getting extra-ready for the skeleton war

howaboutyoudontdothat:

Louis isn’t homophobic you uncultured swines.

october1997:

sadvaporwavebabe:

i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D

imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray

harrybirthdaytoya:

does harry sleep on a silk pillow-case? does he style his hair wet or dry? does he brush it, pick it, or finger-comb it? does he use product in it all the time, and if so is he a leave-in conditioner, mousse, balm, or gel kinda guy? does he blow or air-dry? these are the things i need to know.

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