Get Me Out Of My Head!

gradies:

30 years from now

a man is sitting in the doctor’s office waiting for his prognosis

“What’s going to happen to me, doctor”

“that awkward moment when we have to amputate, Lol :P and you’re just like, NO ME GUSTA and im just like, you mad bro, haha medical degree swagggg”



nicevagina:

if a girl is mean to you just tell her she has bad eyebrows 






  • Waitress: do you have any questions about the menu?
  • Me: what kind of font is this?


Harold Whittles hears for the first time ever after a doctor places an earpiece in his left ear.

Harold Whittles hears for the first time ever after a doctor places an earpiece in his left ear.

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