imagine getting married
after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family
and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight
this was beautiful
this is so sad
I guess this is what growing up is
when u attempt to interact w your followers but they just ain’t havin’ it
A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.
There’s the potential for a great turkey breast pun here but I can’t figure one out
*breaks fingers* let’s do this
I MEANT “CRACKS KNUCKLES” HOLY SHIT
someone’s getting extra-ready for the skeleton war
Louis isn’t homophobic you uncultured swines.
i wish public bathrooms had litterboxes for catkins :D
imagine going into a public bathroom and seeing someone in the corner shitting in a cat litter tray
does harry sleep on a silk pillow-case? does he style his hair wet or dry? does he brush it, pick it, or finger-comb it? does he use product in it all the time, and if so is he a leave-in conditioner, mousse, balm, or gel kinda guy? does he blow or air-dry? these are the things i need to know.